- boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
- girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
(Source: cferrr, via thatrachelchick)
MARVEL SLOTHS!
For @Agent_M. Marvel Sloths by ~Cowhat-Ninja
Just to let you know, I am taking requests on which Marvel characters should be sloth-ified.
I swear he gets all the pussy everytime we party..
(Source: theofficefornicator, via thatrachelchick)
(Source: deedeeee)
(Source: drumsheretheycome)
When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.
—Woody Allen (via al-oeste-de-pluton)
first design of the new year
(Source: joubleyou)
